Thursday, March 29, 2007

F**k You Snatch Thieves!!!

I just dont understand why some muthaf**cking snatch thief wanna hurt ppl to get minimal amount of money??? I wish these f**ckers would burn in hell!!!

My grandma fell victim to a snatch thief in Ampang area and she is currently being hospitalised, I heard that she lost some skins on her face, broken nose, mouth and knee. Her knee need some "screwing" to fix. My grandma is 70 over years old now, it is really painful to hear that she has to suffer all these pains. I am going to visit her after this post...I just can't stop feeling angry and pissed now and at the same time I really feel like crying becos my grandma is in pain.

If you managed to catch any snatch thieves in the future, please help me to give them a hell of a bashing!!! Call me please, I'll be there to help you out!!! F**kers!!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Customer's Comment

Customer left this comment on a survey for Helpdesk :

"Solved the immediate problem and created another one. The operation was a success but the patient died".

Monday, March 19, 2007


This conversation took place between "Leonard the Pervert" and myself last week but I'm still giggling about it now ;)

Leonard : u makan already ah?
Me : yup, luckily i makan oledi else have to makan n see ur face, i'll sure vomit
Leonard : nvm, i go makan with Lisa (not her real name) and vomit from the other head :P
Me : ..... (speechless & vomit blood)

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

GUTS vs. BALLS - Have a Good Laugh : )

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below......

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and then asking her: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately resulting death!!!

Saturday, March 03, 2007

My Baby Got Scratched

Last week, I went for a dinner in Concorde KL. It was the 81st birthday celebration for one of my distant relative...nevertheless I have to be the designated driver for my grandma, mum and god-ma. The dinner was quite grand with guest musician playing the "lok chi kam mo" hahaha. The foods were expensive stuff...we had salmon for lou sang as starter, shark fin, fish, grilled pigeon, etc.

The dinner was boring for me considering the fact that I didn't know most of the people there and for those who know me would ask me the most popular question "when you are getting married?". Luckily for me, my uncle helped me to answer the question. His answer was a killer until the aunties & uncles can't ask further questions hahaha...."he is cracking his head to choose which gal he wants". I am gonna to use this answer in the future hehehe.

Anyway, after sending everyone back and when I reached home I noticed there were some scratches on my car's bumper :( must be some amateur driver in KL who "kiss" my car when it was parked in Concorde's car park. I guess this is my luck baby is less than 2 months old when it got scracthed, need to spend RM100-150 to repaint it back. Good thing is that my luck during this CNY was good...won hundred plus so at least can cover a bit la ; )

Furthermore, I can't complain much compared to Steve who had his car wrecked. Click here to see what I mean ->

Happy Chap Goh Mei!!!